Birthdays are supposed to be times of great happiness. They are occasions on which we celebrate another year of being alive. They’re joyous occasions, and can make feel very special. However, on the same day that someone is celebrating life, another person is mourning life lost. Most tragedies that happen in our lives won’t become national or even international news. They’ll only be remembered by a select few. Occasionally, tragedies make their way into the national and international headlines, and remain engrained in our hearts and minds for a long time. Sometimes, those impactful tragedies have occurred on our own birthdays. One example is the Tenerife disaster. It was one of the worst airplane disaster in history. Coincidentally, the anniversary of it is the same day as my birthday. What a weird coincidence. Knowing this makes my birthday feel very strange. I’m celebrating life on my birthday, while somewhere in the world, there are people out there who are mourning the lives lost on that tragic day. It is a strange feeling to feel, and it really puts life, and death, into perspective. We all are born into this world, and we will all one day leave this world, as well. It may happen when we’re young, when we’re old, or when we’re somewhere in the middle. It can happen any time, and on any day, even on our own birthdays. It is crazy to think about, but we have to remain positive and hope that nothing bad happens to us.
Month: March 2020
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Birthday
So today is my birthday. Does not feel like much of a birthday today, though. With the whole coronavirus pandemic going on in the world, I have not been in much of a celebratory mood.
It really sucks, for I was looking forward to my birthday for a while. Back in January, before things got as bad as they did with coronavirus, I was looking forward to hanging out with friends on my birthday. I wanted to grab a bite to eat with them. I was thinking about trying “Beyond Sushi” in the city with them. It was a vegan sushi restaurant, and I wanted to try something new and different. I was also thinking about going to Gamestop to buy a new game, or possibly going to a book store to get some books for myself. There was so much I was thinking about doing for my birthday both with friends and for myself.
Things did not turn out that way, however. Currently, the world is dealing with a pandemic, and in the US, the cases are skyrocketing. It’s pretty serious. It is really depressing, too. It is really depressing to hear about all of this shit going on. I want things to get better. I hope they get better. I know at some point, this virus will subside, but what will be the result? Who even knows?
All I do know is that I will try to make the best of the situation. I still have books. I still have music. I still have movies. I still have YouTube. I still have the Internet. I still have family. I still have friends. I still have my health. I will try to keep in touch with my friends and family for as long as I can, and I will try to stay as healthy as I can for as long as I can. I hope I don’t wind up getting sick. I do not want to get sick, and I do not want to get other people sick. Nobody knows what will happen days, weeks, or months from now, but what is for certain is that we have to try to remain positive, take precautions, social distance as much as possible, and if we are still working, hold onto our jobs for as long as possible. We have to take things one day at a time and see what happens.
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Amidst Toilet Paper Shortage, College Students Forced To Use Useless Textbooks
The shortage of toilet paper that has been plaguing stores nationwide has left college students with no choice but to use their useless textbooks as a substitute for toilet paper. The hundreds, or sometimes even thousands, of dollars spent on these books that don’t even get used most of the time will finally pay off.
“It’s been a life-saver,” one student said. “I now have a reason to actually use the books!”
These useless textbooks have been beneficial to many young college students. There are hundreds of pages of unread content that can now be used as extra bathroom tissue in the event that students run out of the real thing, which has been the case for many. This is good because a decently-sized textbook could last you about a month or two, or longer, if used sparingly.
Just make sure you have textbooks with thin paper, experts warn. If you use thick textbook paper, it could be a pain in the behind (literally)! One could only imagine how painful that would be.
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Careless CRISPR – Parody of George Michael’s “Careless Whisper”
These are lyrics for a song parody of “Careless Whisper” by George Michael called “Careless CRISPR,” which is about CRISPR technology, and the potential downsides to using it. The idea came from YouTuber penguinz0. Here is the link to his channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg
And here is the video where I got the idea for “Careless CRISPR.”
Without further, ado, here are the lyrics for this parody. And if anyone with musical talent wants to use these lyrics for making a parody song using my lyrics, feel free to!
Also, if you want to find out more about what CRISPR is, check out these articles here!
https://www.livescience.com/58790-crispr-explained.html
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-25/crispr-gene-editing-technology-explained/7783916
https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/what-is-crispr-a-beginners-guide/
What is the answer?
Should I delete this pair to try and cure your cancer?
If I don’t you’ll die.
If I do, it might
Cause an unintended consequence
If I remove that gene sequence.
You could have a deformed head.
Guilt will eat me from the inside.
If you wind up suffering,
I will be a fool.
Should I go ahead and let you die
Knowing I could have done something?
You’re predisposed to this condition.
I could edit you!
Science can never mend
The careless CRISPRs of a parent.
Your future’s in my mind.
If I’m ignorant, I might
Cause discomfort inside you.
Pain will be in your life.
You could be born with no legs.
Guilt will eat me from the inside.
If you wind up suffering,
I will be a fool.
Should I go and try to save your life
Knowing that I can now do something?
Your genetics, I could mend.
I could edit you!
Maybe I shouldn’t, though.
Tonight my thoughts are raging loud!
This debate has left me bound.
I could choose to go one way
And remove the sequence that can cause you pain.
If I do that, it could cure your cancer
Or you’ll have no ambulation.
I cannot decide today!
Forgive me!
You could be born without a brain.
Guilt will eat me from the inside.
If you wind up suffering,
I will be a fool.
Should I go ahead and let you die
Knowing I could save you right now?
Your genetics, I could mend.
I could edit you!
Now you are grown!
(Now you are grown) Was I in the wrong, the wrong?
Did I make the right choice?
