The Musings of Jaime David
The Musings of Jaime David
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The writings of some random dude on the internet

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  • Amidst Toilet Paper Shortage, College Students Forced To Use Useless Textbooks

    Amidst Toilet Paper Shortage, College Students Forced To Use Useless Textbooks

    The shortage of toilet paper that has been plaguing stores nationwide has left college students with no choice but to use their useless textbooks as a substitute for toilet paper. The hundreds, or sometimes even thousands, of dollars spent on these books that don’t even get used most of the time will finally pay off.

    “It’s been a life-saver,” one student said. “I now have a reason to actually use the books!”

    These useless textbooks have been beneficial to many young college students. There are hundreds of pages of unread content that can now be used as extra bathroom tissue in the event that students run out of the real thing, which has been the case for many. This is good because a decently-sized textbook could last you about a month or two, or longer, if used sparingly.

    Just make sure you have textbooks with thin paper, experts warn. If you use thick textbook paper, it could be a pain in the behind (literally)! One could only imagine how painful that would be.

  • “War is prick-waving” – George Carlin

    “War is prick-waving” – George Carlin

    After the recent events that transpired between Iran and the United States, I decided to share this old George Carlin clip. I think it’s all too relevant today.